{"product_id":"mother-slaughter-paperback","title":"Mother \u0026 Slaughter - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLiz Shipton\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Handmaid's Tale meets Gladiator meets Monty Python in this female-rage-fueled fantasy satire.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hundred-and-fifty years ago, the women of Draconia were stripped of their magic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince then, every girl who comes of age in the kingdom has been given a choice: have kids, or become a gladiator.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEleanor Skinner chose gladiator, and at 35, she's now the oldest undefeated gladiator in the history of Draconia. She's wealthy, she's notorious, and overall, she's pretty happy being a child-free lady-killer, thank you very much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen a one-night stand leaves her knocked up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEleanor would literally rather be decapitated in the arena than have to raise a child. Unfortunately, she has no say in the matter. So when she hears a rumor about a witch who lives outside the kingdom and still has her power Eleanor and her best friend Rosalind embark on a quest to find her and end the pregnancy with magic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the journey takes an unexpected turn, bringing Eleanor face-to-face with old flames, new friends, and secrets about Draconia that would make any self-respecting feminist want to stand up, pick up a sword, and use it to slaughter the patriarchy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 380\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.85 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 01, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42522222362706,"sku":"9798295553233","price":24.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/3148\/5522\/files\/Hhu4DsyNhm9798295553233.webp?v=1784896233","url":"https:\/\/thecrimsonbinding.com\/products\/mother-slaughter-paperback","provider":"The Crimson Binding","version":"1.0","type":"link"}