{"product_id":"boston-posh-paperback","title":"Boston Posh - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eWol-Vriey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoston Posh: A Bud Malone Thriller! \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhy are the white robots trying to kill Malone?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn 2028 AD, the USA is a nation ravaged by hungry dragons and dinosaurs.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn Boston, Massachusetts, private eye Bud Malone is hired to rescue a kidnapped heiress. But nothing is as it seems.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMalone works to unravel a tangled web involving Boston Chinatown, a 200-year-old woman with a 9-year-old body, white humanoid robots, a human-liver-eating psychopath, a golem, a porcelain dragon, and a snake goddess with a crush on him.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThere's also a woman obsessed with chicken sex.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThen Malone meets Posh Lane, a gorgeous call girl who's desperate to quit her pimp. Romantic sparks ignite between Posh and Malone, but Posh's past suddenly catches up with her in a BIG way.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eTo save Posh, Malone agrees to run a quest for Earth's new rulers, the Forks. The quest: recover ex US president Jefferson Lincoln's liver for them.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMalone has no idea that agreeing to the Fork's odd request will send him on the weirdest trip he's ever been on in his life. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBoston Posh. A total mindf*ck. Reality like you've never dared imagine it!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePUBLISHER'S DISCLAIMER\/STORM WARNING: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e This isn't well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic\/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you've been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWol-vriey is Nigerian, and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp\/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions. Wol-vriey blogs at: http: \/\/oddityfarm.wordpress.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 388\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 12, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42521975029842,"sku":"9780692469002","price":27.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/3148\/5522\/files\/q5niIAosZt9780692469002.webp?v=1784851791","url":"https:\/\/thecrimsonbinding.com\/products\/boston-posh-paperback","provider":"The Crimson Binding","version":"1.0","type":"link"}